I'm 36, I'm female, I'm diagnosed with ADHD, and I'm compelled to tell you all about it. I guess it's what you could call a "symptom".
Turkey Bacon is to Real Bacon what a Boca Burger is to Bubba Burger. ;)
Turkey bacon is the most pointless crap invented by the food industry since O'Doul's. Unfortunately Sonny is not a pork-a-tarian. But this pic was from my birthday last year, and go-dammit, nobody's making me eat that turkey bacon shit on my birthday. I just wish I'd been sober enough to remember all of that porky deliciousness in detail.